This Aquarian Life

Don’t Quit Your Day Job

…unless do you think Joanna or Andrea could get hired there? With Taurus season in full swing we discuss the invitation to discover talents and resources that may have lain dormant til now, ready to blossom and announce to the world as an LLC. “Don’t Quit Your Day Job” is advice often handed down when we discover new worlds and lifestyles that aren’t anything like the lives and routines we’ve established. Ultimately we are all always evolving, leaving the familiar for the great unknown, and it’s a personal journey of trust, courage and listening. Trust us, we’ve been there. We’re still there. But really is your company hiring? Do they need an in-house astrologer and crystal curator? Joanna is on Linked In.
 
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For Fresh Breath

Joanna and Andrea (and maybe you too) continue to ride the release wave of the Scorpio Full Moon, handing out pink slips to guides and ghoulies and actual literal scorpions that have completed their contracts and are free to roam the quantum country. Godspeed. Joanna offers an impromptu book club of the book “Breath” by James Nestor and Andrea offers a tour of her rattletrap brain attic, with a secret room and skylight beyond. And if Andrea shoots a dirty look to a mouth breather she’s actually trying to save their life. We are not doctors or medical professionals much to our parents’ dismay. And we release that attachment with deep, deep, very, very deep breaths.
For the adventurous: Two Cups Method (Thank you, Jessa Reed)
 
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Forgive Us Our Transits...

…as we forgot Chiron in all of this.
While thoroughly enjoying the post-op - that is - post-eclipse rehabilitation and assimilation, we love a good pause for a teaching moment. Right on time, Joanna HAPPENED to come across a list of 5 Forgivenesses for the Aquarian Age to soften some of the wound work a lot of us seem to be savoring. Andrea just can’t get the Don Henley song out of her head. “Cuz I think it’s about…forgiveness. FORGIVENESS.”
 
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Eclipse Soup Is Good Food

Stirring the pot on all things post eclipse. Some people left with their lawn chairs and space glasses, Andrea and Joanna did a bunch of yoga, timeline hops, past life regressions and hair appointments. As one would. And rather than dwell on the WHY do we all have headaches, maybe just pop some ibuprofen and get on with the next thing. (But yes, human bodies really are weird and mysterious to come back to after zipping around the astral.)
Also…plan your menu…Jupiter and Uranus conjunction peaks April 20, 2024. Expected the unexpected by trusting and surrendering with intention. (Whatever that looks like.)
 
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The Pre-Eclipse Pre-Game Grand Prix

Where we actually get really existential and perhaps, vulnerable, but don’t worry - lots of talk about movies and playlists. Luckily there are movies for a good cry during the eclipse (like “Ice Castles”) as well as scare you straight cautionary tales about how NOT to do an eclipse (like “The Watcher in the Woods”). And boy, are you having a good day if you’re a fan of Lynn Holly Johnson who stars in both.
 
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Natural Law and Order of Appearance

Principles operate through the 3D, are constant and unchanging - like mantra and crystals. This earthly experience is phenomenal and committed to Natural Law. Cycles cycle, principles always are. Also guess what! “You’re Good Enough.”
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Eclipse…Ellipsis…Eclipse

Welcome to the Eclipse, we are not your guides. Eclipse Blips Bleeps Bloopers and Blake Edwards. Maybe you have terrible friends, maybe you shouldn’t drink tequila? Write it all down and try restarting your consciousness... 
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Keep Calm and Aries On

Our first breaking news episode as we process (so Virgo) the news of Princess Kate’s diagnosis, which actually GRACEfully segues into what we planned to talk about: Aries, Equinox and the upcoming eclipses. And crystals. And peanut butter.
 
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Equinox Balance Beam

Remember the other person is you. Also, the director, actor, screenwriter, and audience member = you. And sometimes the best possible timeline available is running for chocolate at 9pm. Nobody cares but you. Yes, You again.
 
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The Frequency of Change

If Fetch isn’t happening, take it off the table. If no one’s biting on the crystal, move onto one of the million other ones. Eclipses bring change - and many times (good!) things show up not at all how we expected. We can be quick to say “This isn’t what I want!” when really maybe a more accurate response is “This isn’t what I expected.” But! And! What if…it’s better than you could have ever imagined…?
*Bonus offering - kombucha drinking game (or your beverage of choice) for every time Andrea says “Gene Keys”
 
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