This Aquarian Life

There’s so much going on in the skies and the world…is it no wonder we seek refuge in tennis documentaries and the Gospel of Gilmore Girls. Lean into the gifts and the shifts of these cycles as we move from Summer to Fall in the Northern Hem - and for all of us we get balance with Equinox, and free psychic surgery with the eclipses. It was a murkier retrograde we just exited (Andrea’s been dying to make that joke for weeks) but maybe - perhaps - there is some light at the end of the wilderness, the mists, the desert. (Spoiler - it’s you.! You’re the light.) Good work.
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In the final waning hours of Leo Season we get right down to it and talk about FOMO, how it plays in life, decision making, and reviewing those decisions. Fear sells itself, so buyer beware. But fun sells itself too, so the question is - what do you want to have the bigger experience of.
♍️ Virgo Season Astrology + Crystal Grid custom reading & report with Joanna and Andrea. Book it Here.
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Joanna and Andrea regroup on the podwaves after dropping off their energetic recycling in Paris and Boston respectively.  The question always remains - how long can the junk drawer stay empty and/or can we just fill it with not-junk thoughts, patterns like self-trust, self-acceptance, inspired action, and calculated risk/opportunity. Also, if your inner child calls, maybe just assure them there’s always another ice cream or a hat from Mallorca.
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We remember our friend, teacher, and mentor Guru Jagat, who passed away three years ago on August 1, 2021 at age 41. 
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The re-views are in for this week’s Theatre of the Absurd and we are still chewing on our Twizzlers (or Red Vines for you west coasters), wondering do we stay in our seats and make this a double feature? The planets have the left the building and we are left with our babysitter the VCR, and Uranus answering the phones. Nobody cares about you more than your own higher self, so maybe turn off the TV and go have a listen to what it has to say.
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In case you’re wondering why the excessive length of this particular episode - we can only say that when the intention of discussing a solar return birth chart is preceded by a swift deep dive into the 80’s, Gen X, the Brat Pack ET CETERA…you get a very lively double helix strand of conversation that truly stretches into infinity.  A CHALLAH if you will. An endless summer challah. We could’ve named this “My Dinner with Andrea” or “Joanna Explains it All” but we didn’t, did we. Hey, we kept it under two hours.
Honorable Mentions:🧚🏽Pea the Feary Accelerate Course
About the Timing: 00:00 Hey There, What Are You Accomplishing?00:15 Negative Self-Talk, Andrew McCarthy & The Brat Pack00:35 Solar Returns & Andrea's Solar Return Specifically01:34 Celebs in LA in the 80s & Back to the Brat Pack
Happy Birthday Andrea Wright, Crystal Curator 💎@thecrystalsituationthecrystalsituation.comtheliminalandmineral.comThe Book of Andrea SubstackContact: curate@thecrystalsituation.com
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Happy Cancer New Moon from your mistresses of mirth, intention setting, emotional narratives and a friendly reminder to never give anyone the keys to your unhappiness. If the feels get a little too feelsy and the thoughts springing out of them create a drama you are not interested in playing in - there are tricks to get out of that. At the very least, here in the Northern Hemisphere, it’s summer. Go outside and play.
Andrea Wright, Crystal Curator@thecrystalsituationthecrystalsituation.comtheliminalandmineral.comThe Book of Andrea SubstackContact: curate@thecrystalsituation.com
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Hello from the evolved fleshy blobs our parents thought best to name us as Joanna and Andrea. We get existential again and justify it as Chiron and the North Node transiting Aries for everyone. Also discuss identity, talking, dreams, puzzles not problems. 
Honorable Mentions:💎Solstice Crystal Gridding Workshop Replay👏🏽Amy Piper Tapping for Truth🧚🏽Pea the Feary🇪🇸 Join Joanna for Sunlight Heartlight Immersion in Palma de Mallorca, Spain August 2-4, 2024
Andrea Wright, Crystal Curator@thecrystalsituationthecrystalsituation.comtheliminalandmineral.comThe Book of Andrea SubstackContact: curate@thecrystalsituation.com
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We are hosting a workshop! Crystal Gridding for the Summer Solstice Season and beyond: Thursday, June 27, 2024. Sign up to join live or replay. 
We also review Solstice, Cancer season, summer nostalgia, the Part of Fortune and tracker apps. It’s 10:00pm do you know where your kids are?
💎 Set Your Crystal Grid Workshop with Joanna and Andrea
🔮 Rock Identifier App
🎧 Your Consciousness Comes from the Moon
🇪🇸 Join Joanna for Sunlight Heartlight Immersion in Palma de Mallorca, Spain August 2-4, 2024
Andrea Wright, Crystal Curator@thecrystalsituationthecrystalsituation.comtheliminalandmineral.comThe Book of Andrea SubstackContact: curate@thecrystalsituation.com
Joanna Pitt 💫1:1 Astrology Consultations, Mentorship, Yoga & Meditation, Retreats and Moretwinfawnsastrology.com@joanna__pitt
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We begin on the topic of readings, and psychics, and then somehow get on the topic of After School Specials and the dangers of PCP as dramatized by the teenaged and future Oscar Winner Helen Hunt. While Andrea was advised never to use an Ouija board, Joanna had some good times in summer boarding school with the child ghost of Exeter. All to say, we live in a multiverse with many access points. Nobody knows you better than you, and hearing a different, outside perspective should really only help you see more of the big picture. And for the love of young child actors of the 80s - don’t do crack.
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